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Sunday, 26 February 2012

Latest Goodies What I'm Liking

I'm a big fan of the pretty Icicles range of glass dildos, and this is one I'm desperate to get myself, especially when SexToys have it for a mind-blowingly stupid price.  Fingers crossed it's still at this insanely silly price when I get some cash in later in the week.  Seriously, a third of the usual price for such a stunning piece of pretty, I'll be kicking myself if I let this get past.




Meanwhile, Lovehoney have the Minna Ola, which I recently reviewed, for sale with a free pleasure-enhancing gel.  While I may not have fallen in love with it, I'll happily agree that it's a quality toy and a stupid amount of fun to play with.




And while we're on the subject of free stuff, there's just over three days left to enter Karen Blue's giveaway for Tantus' Anaconda Dildo.


Awright, that's about all the swank I have to share for today, I'm off back to bed to nurse my lurgy.  

BB
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Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Pleasurists Edition #169



Courtesy of Penny*

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.
Did you miss Pleasurists 168? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 170? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 26th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
*Pleasurists recently started accepting photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.


Friday, 17 February 2012

Alo, Ola! ~ Minna Ola Review


Ever had that moment where you want a pattern to speed up or slow down, get harder or be a little more gentle, so you cycle it through a bit and find that nope! next setting is too little/much?  And, frustrated, you dither between the two closest until you settle on the least 'wrong' and try to suppress that urge to yell at the toy manufacturer for not being psychic enough to anticipate this exact level of need?  Only me then?  Clearly not, since that's exactly the problem the Minna Ola seeks to address!  Now, aside from my rather unreasonably high expectations of toys at times, it appealed to me as a gadget geek precisely because of the utterly unique feature that the whole shebang is centred around: user-controlled patterns and speeds.  Literally programming in your own pattern, or just 'free-handing' and letting your touch dictate the pace of things.  Pretty nifty!  However, that's a lot of hype to live up to, and when you get right down to it, the entire performance is reliant on that sole feature living up to expectations.  That's a tough gamble at one-two-oh a pop
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Sunday, 12 February 2012

Pleasurists Edition #167



Courtesy of Nymphomaniac Ness*

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.
Did you miss Pleasurists 166? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 168? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 12th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
*Pleasurists recently started accepting photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.


Friday, 10 February 2012

Screw you guys, I'm gettin' busy with a boy!

My boy's got some holiday time, so I've been too busy having fun with him to work on reviews and junkitude.  Next week, cross my heart, I'll have the Minna Ola review ready to go!

Meantime, giggle at one of my favs, the "my guy's such a geek, when he scratches my back he doodles the symbol for pi" piccie, and try to forgive my slackitude; it's all in the name of good, sexy fun.


Sunday, 5 February 2012

EdenFantasy's Discount codes & Valentine's Guide

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Oh yes, with but a few meager days remaining as a buffer between us and That Day™, you best be getting your shopping on!  For those in the US, the lovely folk at EdenFantasy have been kind enough to give a quick 'n' easy guide to buying the perfect cheeky pressie for your lover, your friend, or yourself!  Throw in the discount codes in the image up yonder, and you have yourself a pretty nifty situation, indeed.

Their Leaf competition is also drawing to a close, with but a single day left until it ends.  Give it a gander, and perhaps you'll even get out of buying a gift when you win one of these gorgeous green gizmos!  But I hope not, 'cause I want it.

Friday, 3 February 2012

Piggy for Porking ~ J&D's Baconlube

I usually say that I hate flavoured lubes because usually flavoured lubes are rank fake berry cloying sugary liquid death. The only time my partner and myself have struck upon one that appealed to us both was the - sadly discontinued - cake flavoured versions, as they weren't quite so sickly. As a dedicated lover of bacon in all its forms, I was determined to give this a try as soon as I saw it was being released for real. Unfortunately, at the time it could only be bought from America with extortionate shipping costs. Lucky for me, Lovehoney have picked it up so that those of us on this side of the customs barrier can revel in the meaty debauchery that is J&D's Baconlube.
Bring on the rasher-flasher!

RSTR - January 2012

Those hard-working lovelies over at Real Sex Toy Reviews have compiled another list of real reviews by real people for the month just gone, January 2012.  Head on over and give them some love, and have a peep at some of the other genuine reviews on the 'net.

Big List Of Real Sex Toy Reviews
http://www.realsextoyreviews.com/reviews/2012/02/all-submitted-reviews-9/
Sex toy reviews by real reviewers who take the time to include photos or video along with actual opinions of the products they are reviewing. 
Participating reviewer on real sex toy reviews
Participating & Proud

Thursday, 2 February 2012

Housekeeping! Time to spring clean the blog.

Having spent the entire day working on other peoples' websites (yes, I know it's shocking given the slack-arse way this has been looked after, but I do that), I finally decided enough was enough, and had a twiddle about with templates and junk.

It's still quite basic, and in desperate need of a header - the other one neither fit the colour scheme nor the width - but at least it's clean and doesn't want to make me vomit when I look at it on my weenie mobile screen.  Given I've already been distracted fiddling with barely visible borders and making the impossible decision between #EDEDEF and #EDEDED (there is a difference, I swear!) for long enough that I've burnt my dinner, I might have to leave the rest for another time.  In the meantime, any suggestions on how to suck less are always appreciated.

Back tomorrow with another review!

BB
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Wednesday, 1 February 2012

Valentine's Specials from Lovehoney!

Lovehoney are a personal favourite of mine, not only because of their insanely good deals, but they have amazing customer service.  And I'm not just saying that because they've been so generous with review products: I spend far more money there than I should as a plain old customer, and there's a reason for all that repeat business.  So, here's a few of the amazing deals on offer this lovin' season, and remember if you purchase anything through my affiliate links here, I get a little bit more money to splurge on more toys and books and sexy accouterments that I'll come back here and share the judgement with you, so it's win-win-win unto infinity!

Valentines Day Lingerie and Gifts


Remember, Lovehoney are more than happy to go that extra step towards making your love-fest as special as possible.  Take advantage of their gift wrapping service to turn your sexy Valentine's shopping into an exciting gift with unique Lovehoney gift boxes. For just £3.50 you can take the hassle out of gift-giving and kiss goodbye to sticky tape trauma! Great-looking and made from strong cardboard, they come in a variety of sizes and they're good enough to keep your toys in afterwards!  And with free UK delivery and 1 year no-quibble returns, you can feel safe in the knowledge that you won't break the bank, or wind up disappointed by a broken toy.