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Tuesday, 29 November 2011

I Love My Postie!

My pair of RhodeoHs arrived - and are freskishly comfortable - as did the Tantus Throb I ordered.  It's a little smaller than the ideal for the o-ring, but it sits fine, and was just too tempting to leave on the wishlist.  Downside: fella's not here until next week, so I have these delicious goodies sitting sadly awaiting his return.  Really cannot wait to break the lot in!

I've also splurged out and bought some purty stockings:
 
Music Legs Sheer Lace Top Stockings with Butterfly Detailing

Along with an erotic book, aaaaaaaaaall my Christmas shopping, some new Winter boots, and a new phone because my Sony Ericsson T715 of never-charging-for-no-fucking-reason was driving me bonkers.  It scares me that I've spent so much, and still have £50 to do me until next week.  This having money thing, I could get used to it.

Pleasurists Edition #158



Far Ashore by UniqueNudes

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Monday, 21 November 2011

Pleasurists Edition #157



The lovers are crazy by tasteofomi

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Sunday, 20 November 2011

Love for Toys In Love

When I spotted the RodeoH giveaway in last week's Pleasurists, I knew I had to have them.  I'm fairly sure that my Twitter followers have all decided I've gone a little funny, but at the end of the day, it was worth it: I won!

A million thanks to Toys in Love, I'll be sure to tag back in once they've been fully road tested.  And anyone reading this should check his site out, it's a wonderland of procrastination-fodder. 

Lollipop Cock ~ Doc Johnston Classic 8 Inch Vac-U-Lock Dildo

I mentioned in my review of the Doc Johnston Vac-U-Lock harness that I'd get back to the juicy details of my sexy Mister Potato-Head's accessories, and, while I'm slow as fuck, I'm not a liar.  So here we go: Doc Johnston's Classic 8 Inch Vac-U-Lock Dildo.

poke poke!

Myself and the fella were looking for something simple as a starter set, but that was quality enough to not need us to go buying new ones after the first session. The decision process was not helped by my indecisiveness over the whole realistic issue: we were both keen on it being 'my cock', but many of the supposedly realistic ones are rather, well, pruney! Having settled on a no-balls version, this was pretty much the only decent option, and thus the decision-making was escaped yet again. I was still not sold on it, mainly due to the pink-a-rama head on it, but another review mentioned that it wasn't quite so hideously coloured as the picture shows, so we decided to give it a shot.

The dildo is indeed a lot less hideous in the (almost) flesh. It's not exactly true to life, but I don't get the feeling of there being some kind of Rudolf nose on the end of it. The veins are quite pronounced, as is the head, but while the textures are quite noticeable, the squidginess of it means it's not not going to rip out someone who's a little sensitive. I do think it'd be a bit much for someone who prefers slimline toys, but myself and the boy can take it in any of our three cumulative holes without a problem, so it isn't exactly size-queen land. And, despite the swollen head and engorged veins, it's the same girth all the way down the shaft, so taking a couple of inches or the whole thing makes little difference, making the length not quite so intimidating.


Boob's-Eye View


Thursday, 17 November 2011

Pleasurists Edition #156



Cabaret of Shadows by incoldmirrors

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Thursday, 10 November 2011

Love Shock, Baby ~ Kinklab Neon Wand

Out of all the things I love, pain and shiny things come fairly top of the heap. Electric play has always intrigued me, and violet wands in particular have been on my lusting-after list for quite a while. However, the olde stylee refurbished wands run into the hundreds, and to be honest, are so tricksy with the wiring that it's a bit of a gamble unless you know really well the person doing the restoration and their rep (and the good ones rarely have 'budget' lines!). Plus there's the additional costs of sourcing extra attachments, blah blah blah... It's a big outlay, and my wallet is a little on the undernourished side.  Enter the Kinklab Neon Wand.

I'd used some Kinklab products before, and they do seem to have a position of 'accessible kink', making things that are unlikely to satisfy the more extreme members of the BDSM scene, but are cheaper than most, very beginner-friendly, and the kind of thing that's not so 'newbie'-aimed as to be discarded if you're more than an idle dabbler.

One of the most important parts of the kit is actually the box. Honestly, it sounds silly, but when you think about how delicate the glass attachments are, you really do want to know that they're not just rattling around getting chipped and damaged. More so than most sex toys, as a chip here could be genuinely dangerous. Remember, gentle or not, this is still electricity we're talking about, and it's not really the kind of thing you want to take chances with! The case is satisfactory, shaped sponge with space for all the parts, and a magnet-lock on the lid. But it's not great, there's a good amount of wiggle room in the slots for the attachments, and the section for the wand itself doesn't really fit it and the plug all that easily. It's safe for storage, and it's so well packed that I wouldn't have any concerns about it post-delivery - but still be sure to give them a thorough check over, and make use of Lovehoney's awesome refund/exchange policy if there's any causes for concern! - but I do feel like if I was carting it around I'd need to pack it myself, if only for my own peace of mind.

Kinklab Neon Wand @ LoveHoney.co.uk
The wand handset itself is what they refer to as a 'solid state device'. Roughly translated, that means that it's securely packed, so there's no wires rattling around getting damaged or sending surges here and there. It's got a bit of weight to it, bit it fits comfortably in my hand and gives a sense of security that it's not going to break or explode or anything. There's very little to it: the cable comes out one end, the attachments slip neatly into the other, and there's the power dial at the cable end. I didn't like how the power dial has no settings as such, just a sliding scale - Off to Max - as it'd be nice to gauge exactly where someone's preferred level was and go back to that without faffing, but that's a minor issue. It did reassure me the way it 'clicks' on or off, so you can be sure that it's off and not just very very very low before plugging it in or changing attachments or what have you.

Who Love Short-Shorts?

Me!  As long as there's a cock either in or on them.  And lookie here!  The lovely folks at RodeoH have made just what every little girl wants: panties you can attach a dong to in the blink of an eye.  I cannot begin to describe just how much I need these in my life.

Lucky for us pervs-on-a-budget, Toys in Love has snaffled some free frillies to fight over.  I'll go get the mud, you girls start stripping: this is going to get messy before it ends!

Pleasurists Edition #155



I need nothing more than…. by Rockroehre

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