I Love My Postie!

My pair of RhodeoHs arrived - and are freskishly comfortable - as did the Tantus Throb I ordered.  It's a little smaller than the ideal for the o-ring, but it sits fine, and was just too tempting to leave on the wishlist.  Downside: fella's not here until next week, so I have these delicious goodies sitting sadly awaiting his return.  Really cannot wait to break the lot in!

I've also splurged out and bought some purty stockings:

 

Music Legs Sheer Lace Top Stockings with Butterfly Detailing

Along with an erotic book, aaaaaaaaaall my Christmas shopping, some new Winter boots, and a new phone because my Sony Ericsson T715 of never-charging-for-no-fucking-reason was driving me bonkers.  It scares me that I've spent so much, and still have £50 to do me until next week.  This having money thing, I could get used to it.

Pleasurists Edition #158

Far Ashore by UniqueNudes
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Pleasurists Edition #157

The lovers are crazy by tasteofomi
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Love for Toys In Love

When I spotted the RodeoH giveaway in last week's Pleasurists, I knew I had to have them.  I'm fairly sure that my Twitter followers have all decided I've gone a little funny, but at the end of the day, it was worth it: I won!

A million thanks to Toys in Love, I'll be sure to tag back in once they've been fully road tested.  And anyone reading this should check his site out, it's a wonderland of procrastination-fodder. 

Lollipop Cock ~ Doc Johnston Classic 8 Inch Vac-U-Lock Dildo

I mentioned in my review of the Doc Johnston Vac-U-Lock harness that I'd get back to the juicy details of my sexy Mister Potato-Head's accessories, and, while I'm slow as fuck, I'm not a liar.  So here we go: Doc Johnston's Classic 8 Inch Vac-U-Lock Dildo.

poke poke!

Myself and the fella were looking for something simple as a starter set, but that was quality enough to not need us to go buying new ones after the first session. The decision process was not helped by my indecisiveness over the whole realistic issue: we were both keen on it being 'my cock', but many of the supposedly realistic ones are rather, well, pruney! Having settled on a no-balls version, this was pretty much the only decent option, and thus the decision-making was escaped yet again. I was still not sold on it, mainly due to the pink-a-rama head on it, but another review mentioned that it wasn't quite so hideously coloured as the picture shows, so we decided to give it a shot.

The dildo is indeed a lot less hideous in the (almost) flesh. It's not exactly true to life, but I don't get the feeling of there being some kind of Rudolf nose on the end of it. The veins are quite pronounced, as is the head, but while the textures are quite noticeable, the squidginess of it means it's not not going to rip out someone who's a little sensitive. I do think it'd be a bit much for someone who prefers slimline toys, but myself and the boy can take it in any of our three cumulative holes without a problem, so it isn't exactly size-queen land. And, despite the swollen head and engorged veins, it's the same girth all the way down the shaft, so taking a couple of inches or the whole thing makes little difference, making the length not quite so intimidating.

Boob's-Eye View

Pleasurists Edition #156

Cabaret of Shadows by incoldmirrors
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Love Shock, Baby ~ Kinklab Neon Wand

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Who Love Short-Shorts?

Me!  As long as there's a cock either in or on them.  And lookie here!  The lovely folks at RodeoH have made just what every little girl wants: panties you can attach a dong to in the blink of an eye.  I cannot begin to describe just how much I need these in my life.

Lucky for us pervs-on-a-budget, Toys in Love has snaffled some free frillies to fight over.  I'll go get the mud, you girls start stripping: this is going to get messy before it ends!

Pleasurists Edition #155

I need nothing more than…. by Rockroehre
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