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Saturday, 12 March 2011

Return of the clown-coloured toy drawer!

Jeez, I've been slacking something awful here! This whole college-child-boyfriend-socialising thing doesn't leave as much time for gabbing as you'd think! Anyway, what better way to return to the interwebz than with an announcement of FREE GREEN FUN!!!

Not from me though, no, I'm too cheap for that. From the lovely lassie over at Hey Epiphoria, who is constantly flooding the place with reviews and articles and give-aways. Honestly, I have no idea what you're doing in this wasteland when she's right over there!

Yes, that's right. It's soon Paddy's Day (note, NOT "Patty", despite what certain idiots may think!), and in that spirit, go green and nab yourself a FREE green sex toy as part of the Hey Epiphora Green Sex Toys for Everyone Giveaway!. I've entered myself, and have my eye on the pretty glass butt plug, but I'm just that nice that I want other folk to see what's up for grabs. They look amazing, and this chick knows her stuff, so they'll be sure to tick the safety box, too.

As Mrs. Doyle would say... G'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, GO ON!

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