For The Love of Spanking

Before I return to regularly scheduled reviewing, I tried my hand at some more prose-y writing and entered the Spanking.co.uk competition with a wee piece focused on what I love about spanking.  Now, I'm under no illusion that I'll win, but it was a lot of fun mulling over what exactly I felt and thought about during a scene, and trying to translate that into words. You can see my piece here, and vote for it or any of the others over here.

Only downside is that ever since I've been lusting after a decent session, and The Boy is far away and swamped in work!  Boo-fucking-urns.  Teasing myself into a lather, better get some appreciation for that!

So, whether you vote for mine or one of the others, do head on over there and check out those entries.  Voting ends on Sunday, so be sure to check back and see if your favourite won.

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Latest Goodies What I'm Liking

I'm a big fan of the pretty Icicles range of glass dildos, and this is one I'm desperate to get myself, especially when SexToys have it for a mind-blowingly stupid price.  Fingers crossed it's still at this insanely silly price when I get some cash in later in the week.  Seriously, a third of the usual price for such a stunning piece of pretty, I'll be kicking myself if I let this get past.

Meanwhile, Lovehoney have the Minna Ola, which I recently reviewed, for sale with a free pleasure-enhancing gel.  While I may not have fallen in love with it, I'll happily agree that it's a quality toy and a stupid amount of fun to play with.

And while we're on the subject of free stuff, there's just over three days left to enter Karen Blue's giveaway for Tantus' Anaconda Dildo.

Awright, that's about all the swank I have to share for today, I'm off back to bed to nurse my lurgy.  

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Screw you guys, I'm gettin' busy with a boy!

My boy's got some holiday time, so I've been too busy having fun with him to work on reviews and junkitude.  Next week, cross my heart, I'll have the Minna Ola review ready to go!

Meantime, giggle at one of my favs, the "my guy's such a geek, when he scratches my back he doodles the symbol for pi" piccie, and try to forgive my slackitude; it's all in the name of good, sexy fun.

Housekeeping! Time to spring clean the blog.

Having spent the entire day working on other peoples' websites (yes, I know it's shocking given the slack-arse way this has been looked after, but I do that), I finally decided enough was enough, and had a twiddle about with templates and junk.

It's still quite basic, and in desperate need of a header - the other one neither fit the colour scheme nor the width - but at least it's clean and doesn't want to make me vomit when I look at it on my weenie mobile screen.  Given I've already been distracted fiddling with barely visible borders and making the impossible decision between #EDEDEF and #EDEDED (there is a difference, I swear!) for long enough that I've burnt my dinner, I might have to leave the rest for another time.  In the meantime, any suggestions on how to suck less are always appreciated.

Back tomorrow with another review!

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Randy Reading Re-scheduled

Given I'm reviewing books faster than I can read them, and I have way too much college work on the horizon to guarantee I'll keep to the bi-weekly schedule, I'm now returning to regular haphazard reviews, published once a week on a Friday. However, I've enjoyed sharing some works of erotic fiction - and hopefully encouraging a smattering of folk to try it themselves at least - and I definitely intend to keep that up. Therefore, I'm declaring the last Friday of every month to be the scheduled next installment of my Randy Reading focus. If anyone has any recommendations, I'm always open to suggestions, especially when it comes to word-porn.

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Welcome to Randy Reading Review Focus!

I love myself some erotic fiction.  I don't love all of it, and even the books I've re-read until the spine cracks merged together into one tattered fray of overuse, I've found myself distracted by some niggling little quirk.  Right now, I've just finished yet another book, and have two more sitting on my bedside table calling out to me.  As soon as I see an online retailer start a sale, I'm right into the erotic fiction section, seeing what gems I can winkle out to keep my imagination-fires well stoked.  But I'm relatively new to these kind of books, which is why I thought I should do something to convince others to take that first toe-dip into the rich world of erotic fiction.

Study Time!

Given I have a few erotic books that I've half-written reviews for and never published here, and two-and-a-half sitting on my bedside unit awaiting some love, and with a metric assload of college assessments due in the next couple of weeks, I'm going to declare the next fortnight or so Randy Reading R-season!  Yeah, maybe I'll work on the name a bit.  Anyway!  Beginning next Tuesday 17th, I'll be publishing an erotic fiction review every Tuesday and Friday until I run out or get distracted by something too shiny to not post about.

I'll announce each as it goes live on Twitter, so if like me you're not so great on the checking in thing, follow along and I'll yell at you to go read.  Sexercise your brain!  Yeah, I'll work on the tagline, too...

Beware of low-flying trampolines!

My internet access has been curtailed, since a rogue trampoline, aided by some pretty severe winds, decided to take a shortcut right through my phone cable. Unfortunately, here in the UK these lines are all owned by BT, meaning a) my supplier isn't allowed to touch them, and b) the people who are allowed to fix it tend to be slow at best and deathly allergic to sticking to appointments. Thus, I have been exiled from cyberland for almost a week, connected only via my phone, which has an auto-correct made of pure liquid evil, and a browser window that likes to sgcurry away at random. This in itself has been painful to type. In short, this sucks too much to post anything worthwhile. However, I had been in the process of finalising a couple of reviews, which are now being super-edited into oblivion, so there shall be some make up posting - not as fun as make up sex, but just as enthusiastic - upon my return! It remains to be seen whether my over-zealous revisions will make them better or worse.

Holiday Update

I've been having some health issues the past few weeks, so I've not been as active as I should have been, and probably won't be until after New Year's.  Ah well, I have my fella to distract me, and I fully intend to have my way with him, so won't be wasted time off-line anyway!

Come get your present, bitch!

Seasons Greetings and all that good stuff.  Have a good one, folks!

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I Love My Postie!

My pair of RhodeoHs arrived - and are freskishly comfortable - as did the Tantus Throb I ordered.  It's a little smaller than the ideal for the o-ring, but it sits fine, and was just too tempting to leave on the wishlist.  Downside: fella's not here until next week, so I have these delicious goodies sitting sadly awaiting his return.  Really cannot wait to break the lot in!

I've also splurged out and bought some purty stockings:

 

Music Legs Sheer Lace Top Stockings with Butterfly Detailing

Along with an erotic book, aaaaaaaaaall my Christmas shopping, some new Winter boots, and a new phone because my Sony Ericsson T715 of never-charging-for-no-fucking-reason was driving me bonkers.  It scares me that I've spent so much, and still have £50 to do me until next week.  This having money thing, I could get used to it.

Return of the clown-coloured toy drawer!

Jeez, I've been slacking something awful here! This whole college-child-boyfriend-socialising thing doesn't leave as much time for gabbing as you'd think! Anyway, what better way to return to the interwebz than with an announcement of FREE GREEN FUN!!!

Not from me though, no, I'm too cheap for that. From the lovely lassie over at Hey Epiphoria, who is constantly flooding the place with reviews and articles and give-aways. Honestly, I have no idea what you're doing in this wasteland when she's right over there!

Yes, that's right. It's soon Paddy's Day (note, NOT "Patty", despite what certain idiots may think!), and in that spirit, go green and nab yourself a FREE green sex toy as part of the Hey Epiphora Green Sex Toys for Everyone Giveaway!. I've entered myself, and have my eye on the pretty glass butt plug, but I'm just that nice that I want other folk to see what's up for grabs. They look amazing, and this chick knows her stuff, so they'll be sure to tick the safety box, too.

As Mrs. Doyle would say... G'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, GO ON!